Rectaltronics Merchandise and Services
By popular demand, Rectaltronics Inc. is now selling email addresses at the domain!  This is NOT a joke.  For as little as US$1.00 a month, you can receive email at a email address.  Your email at will never be plastered with ads or banners or altered in any way by our service, and your email addresses and personal information will never be sold or transferred or abused by us.  Your privacy is absolutely guaranteed.  Mailbox size and attachment size policies are generous and there are no traffic limits, but anti-SPAM (Unsolicited Commercial Email) rules do of course apply to outgoing mail.  And we filter your incoming email for SPAM and viruses!

Imagine the raised eyebrows, looks of horror, bemused grins and outright hysterics when someone asks you for your email address and you tell them your name is at "rectaltronics dot com".

Any asshole can have an AOL or Gmail email address.  Make yourself STAND OUT! email addresses are fun, unique and a great conversation topic!

Remember, "FREE" EMAIL IS NOT REALLY FREE!  You get what you pay for.  Gmail, Hotmail and Yahoo are great services but they're not charities.  They make money by selling your email address and all your personal information to hundreds of organizations who may sell your information to even more places.

It just got easier to get your email address.  Read the fine print at the bottom of this page and pay for your choice of email delivery safely and easily using your Visa, Master Card, Discover Card or American Express credit card via PayPal.  Your new email address will be activated within 24-48 hours of payment.  IMPORTANT:  After payment you will be returned to this web site to complete a brief access request form.  You MUST fill out and submit that form before we can start your service.

Select one of two plans:

  • Forwarding only
    You supply your existing email address, and emails sent to your new address will arrive in your existing mailbox.  No need to worry about another mailbox to check or complicated email software configuration.  This is the easiest and least expensive option at US$12 a YEAR (billed yearly).

    Email Forwarder
  • POP3 account
    We create a standard POP3 email account at's email servers, usable by any standard email client software such as Microsoft Outlook, Thunderbird, Eudora, etc. - even Gmail.  This option is only US$18 a YEAR (billed yearly).  That's just $1.50 per month for the coolest email address on the planet!  This includes the ability to use Outlook Web Access to read and reply to your email when you're "on the go."

    POP3 Account

By submitting payment for Rectaltronics email services I affirm that all information submitted to Rectaltronics is true to the best of my knowledge, and I agree to pay either US$12 per year or US$18 per year depending on the service type requested.  I agree that my payment is not refundable entirely or in part, but in the event that service is terminated on behalf of Rectaltronics Inc an appropriate partial refund will be issued only if there are more than six months paid and unused service remaining.  I agree that payment must be received within 30 days or email service will be suspended, and 60 days non-payment will result in the deletion of the mailbox and all its contents.  I agree that I will not use the Rectaltronics email service in any way associated with Unsolicited Commercial Email or other mass mailings.  I agree that Rectaltronics reserves the right to change its policies on traffic limits and/or mailbox sizes in order to accommodate operational and/or technical considerations that may arise.  I agree that Rectaltronics may send me email only for billing, account and system status reports, maintenance period warnings, and occasional announcements related strictly to the Rectaltronics web sites and services pertaining directly to you.

Coming soon:  Rectaltronics logo branded baseball caps,
enamel lapel pins and cool logo wrist watches!



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